we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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