if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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