I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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