he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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