I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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