she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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