I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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