Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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