I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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