too bad you live with your parents still
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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