have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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