Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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