she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
The ass gains better be worth it
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