You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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