Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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