i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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