why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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