it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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