Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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