Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Text me some of your sweat
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize