the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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