yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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