Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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