what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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