I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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