I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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