Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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