in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
This house was built for laser tag.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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