so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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