Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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