im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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