They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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