This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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