I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
