I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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