It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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