When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
