Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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