is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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