Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Dick very happy bro
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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