im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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