I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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