It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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