this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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