Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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