wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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