you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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