Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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