Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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