Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
