people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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