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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I need a burrito and a hug.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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