At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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