i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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