the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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