Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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