I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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